If you look closely enough in the opening cut scene of Halo, you can see Chuck Norris still sleeping in one of the tubes. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that Chuck Norris was just an actor. But being the humble soul he is, Chuck Norris asked that we only celebrate once every 4 years. Leap year was invented as a way to celebrate Chuck Norris' superior jumping abilities. When Chuck Norris plays Pac-Man all the ghosts huddle in the corner and wait for death. When God sneezes, his pal Jesus quickly replies with, Chuck Norris bless you. If meteorologists really want to predict where tornadoes will form, all they have to do is follow Chuck Norris around and watch for roundhouse kicks.Ĭhuck Norris once sneezed on a woman at the bank and got her pregnant. Since then God has spent 66 years living in fear of Chuck Norris. He then spent the next 4.5 Billion years creating Chuck Norris. Walker Texas Ranger's black partner is actually the result of Chuck eating too many BBQ ribs and taking a giant dump in a puddle of radioactive waste.Ĭhuck Norris can down a whole bottle of Busch without once making a bitter beer face. When confronted by his less communist twin, Stalin became angry and attempted to lead his troops to slaughter Chuck Norris. don't ever cross Chuck Norris.Ĭhuck Norris is the only human being who can be seen from outer space.Ĭhuck Norris has the strength of ten men, if each of those them men had the strength of a bear.Ĭhuck Norris once went on a space expedition on foot.Ĭhuck Norris' evil twin was known as Stalin. What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris and a pair of cowboy boots? A roundhouse kick to the forehead. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face and said, I'm Chuck Norris, I am God. God asked him if he would rather live eternally or have His powers. He made the site just to make a list of everybody that he wants to kill.Ĭhuck Norris once met God. If you're thinking to yourself, That's impossible, I already lost my virginity., then you are dead wrong.Ĭhuck Norris once sold the schematics to his every-lasting beard, we now know this as the Chia Pet.Ĭhuck Norris is the creator of myspace. The real secret to the success of Girls Gone Wild is that Chuck Norris is the camera man.Ĭhuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. Whenever Chuck Norris needs a new pair of boots he just goes out and kicks through a cow.Ĭhuck Norris uses the mouth of a live shark to masturbate. Chuck doesn't care how much or how little you owe him, or whether or not you can pay it back he's still going to eat you. The real reason that Budd Dwyer killed himself was because he owed Chuck Norris 48 dollars. Thank you for choosing to read one of ours books. CHUCK NORRIS IS THE REASON WHY WALDO IS HIDING.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |